Where Oh Where Could She Be?

Have you seen this….this…..THIS?

Missing and Endangered.

Last Seen:
Mysteriously disappeared on or about Wednesday, March 23, 2007.
Last known sighting occurred in the Northeastern quadrant of Oshawa, in the vicinity of Winchester Road East and Grandview Street North.

Description:
Has been described as….as…well…furry in the front and rather open in the back. While no outstanding birthmarks or tattoos were noted, as observed in a recent photo, it does possess a distinct addition (is that a real friggin’ diamond?) on the front. Coupled with a noticeable black/white pattern, positive identification by the general public should easily be possible.
Answers to the name of FiFi and investigations reveals it is to be considered quite approachable…most of the time.

Mitigating Circumstances:
While FiFi’s disappearance is considered a mystery at this time, it is possible this disappearance involve one or several known individuals:
Snow White – Adult Female. Described as absolutely delightful and pure as
driven…snow, investigators fear there is a twisted side to her.
Mr. Computer Man – Adult Male. While easily confused by carpets and quilts, he
has confessed to a love of fur and remains high on the
Suspect list.
Miss J. – Adult Female. While not linked directly, disappearance occurred in the
vicinity of this property. Has be unco-operative in investigation.

Details:
A very dear friend…who shall remain nameless…(right M?) seeks urgent information on the whereabouts of FiFi and is most anxious to know that FiFi is being well groomed and cared for. (I just think cuz it’s so cold she is in desperate need of FiFi…but what do I know?)

What You Can Do
If you have any information on the whereabouts of FiFi ( identity of tipsters will be protected)…or would care to join the volunteer search team (we will be concentrating on the ditches and trash receptacles in the area of Winchester Road.) Please contact the blog owner at knottynad@gmail.com at your earliest convenience and help us solve this tragic mystery.

Hang on FiFi.....hang on!