Monday, March 05, 2007

S'now Way M!



She claims this is far more practical attire for Canadian women in winter.

She claims a fur bra doesn't cover enough area to really...I mean REALLY keep you warm.

She claims THIS is the outfit REAL Woman will be clamouring for.

She claims to have never indulged in the use of illegal drugs or narcotics either.

Now let me ask you.....would you wear an outfit like this....without the influence of mind altering substances? I. Don't. Think. So.

Oh M. M.M. I have never been able to decide, in all the years I have known ya....if you were indeed a woman on the cutting edge of the fashion world....a woman before her time...a rebel without applause....or dammit...just plain high.

Sometimes, I'll admit, I hoped it's the latter.

Seeing you in your little winter outfit....I ...I just pray it's the drugs. There's rehab for that. I am not sure there is any quick fix for your fashion sense.

And yes, I agree with your arguement that your "Ho Hat" does indeed protect your head...and all the heat loss that occurs there (altho clearly it does not fully protect brain cells), I have to argue that perhaps it is just a tad too out there for most of us to pull off, and a fur bra is alittle more subtle...for those of us who are more .....say....(normal) subdued...is that the right word I'm looking for?

And the vest...well! Hmmm. I get the fact that yes those strings of Christmas lights probly do throw a nice heat....and you don't have to carry a flash light when you're out at night, I'll give you full props for that one. The piped in music it plays is a nice touch too...altho technically...I can tuck the ipod in my fur bra if (it weren't for my giant boobz) I wanted, and not be force to hear the same song over and over and over again...so really...I think I got the upper hand on that one...so to speak!.

I still feel, despite your fur-vent claims, that the fur bra is indeed the way of the future and hands down will be the absolute desire of all people northern. You might actually acquire a few converts with your "Ho" attire....but I truly think if we went to the 'poles' (let the voting begin) on this one....I'd come out on top! And who doesn't love being on top!

You stick with the 'Ho's" if ya want...I will still 'heart' you M....even in that outfit.

Now that's true friendship!