Wednesday, August 01, 2007

WhileTheQueen's Away....The Princesses Will Play!

Once upon a time, sitting all regal and all on Her Very Royal Throne, the Queen decided the time had come to blow the Royal Pop Stand and take the King on a trip to a far far away kingdom. She had just overseen the finest Pot Luck Supper in the land, which might I add, had gone off without a single hitch, despite her royal reservations that something scandalous might occur since all four of her Right Royal Princesses would be together… and there was alcohol involved! She did bemoan the fact that Cindy was such a slouch in the drinking department, and Snow, perhaps slightly too advanced, but overall, she was quite pleased with how well the Princesses had behaved.
The Queen decided then and there that it was time to truly test the stuff her girls were made of. She and the King would leave the Magic Kingdom, with the King Mom and King Dad for a fairy tale adventure, and the four Right Royal Princesses would be left to oversee the biggest event of all in the Magic Kingdom….The Annual Raising of the Tent.
After consultation with the Regal Captain, she felt quite certain he could maintain order in the Kingdom and oversee the comings and goings of the Right Royal Princesses.
A very tall order for any Captain…even a Regal one!
And with that…off she went aboard the Royal Jet.
Well….you do know what they say….right?
When the Queens away….The Princesses will play!
Oh sure, they worked hard. With the excellent assistance of the many dedicated Royal Staff….Ladies in Waiting (what the hell are they waiting for??....just seemed a perfect time to ask…since it is a question that has burned in my head for…like forever), Royal Footmen, the Royal Rogue cough cough Mr. C cough cough, even the Kingdom’s Guvner , all under the guidance of The Regal Captain, things went resplendedly.
Princesses Ariel, Snow and Spice loaded machine after machine into the backs of many a carriage while Princess Cindy manned the big top with the Regal Captain (ya’d almost think the Regal Captain thought her the most mischievous and in need of a most watchful eye now wouldn’t ya….ha!). The Queen would be proud of the hard working Princesses to be sure.
They were even nice to the Ugly Step Sisters. The Right Royal Princesses deserved a royal medal for that one!
Or maybe….just maybe…a night away from the Magic Kingdom?
Ah yes….that would do it.
After all….all work and no play makes for seriously crabby Princesses!
Princess Ariel could no longer dare to look at her badly chipped nails while she sat and twiddled her thumbs, Princess Snow needed some down time with her Seven Dorfs, Princess Spice, it could be said…just needed glasses, but a night away from Royal Duties might suffice in the meantime…and they all could sense that if Princess Cindy did not get a shopping fix soon…she was gonna blow!
A Royal Plan was hatched!
The Regal Captain sensed something was up in the Castle.
Being a man of keen sensibility, he also knew he would be powerless to stop it. He could only hope the Princesses would return to the Kingdom, without any hint of Royal Scandal in the air.
Very wishful thinking indeed!
The Princesses secretly piled into the Royal Carriage and off they went for a night of Royal Merriment.

And all would have gone well too…if not for the damned Paparazzi, who doggedly pursued the Royal Carriage hither and yon, snapping pictures of the Right Royal Princesses….in some very…very…. Unroyal Establishments.







Whatever would the Queen say?
The Right Royal Princesses could only hope she would not wave her Royal Scepter and banish them all to their Royal Rooms….and they so hoped she would consider how hard they had worked at the Raising of the Tent and that perhaps alittle Royal misbehavin’ could be over looked….just this once….okay…AGAIN!
Princesses will be Princesses tho…and fun must be had…at any cost….they just hoped not to be too deep in Royal Shit when the Queen returned.
So after their night of…well… not so Royal-like Merriment, (during which...might I add, nothing illegal nor royally immoral occured...for the most part), they decided if they returned to the Magic Kingdom and perhaps spiffed up the Castle real good, any rumors the Queen might hear upon her return to the Magic Kingdom would soon be forgotten when she saw the spiffy new digs.
They set the plan in motion, bribing the Regal Captain into helping them, by returning to the Castle with a special new TSR (Twin Stress Relieving) System for him. Altho the Princesses exasperated him at times, they knew he was always on their side….the Boobs in a Box…were just an added bonus…just to let him know they were thinking of his Royal Merriment too! They were…after all, thoughtful Right Royal Princesses.


And low and behold...after another week of surely-a-real-Princess-has-never-had-to-move-her-ass-like-this-work, the Castle was sorted and counted and polished and replenished in a way it had never been before…and the Right Royal Princesses rested…although just briefly…over another pint of Royal Ale.....and then another one....and another one...and...well maybe one


or two more...but who's counting....right?

And...as with any fairy tale, you can bet that the Right Royal Princesses will live happily ever after...or at least til the Queen finds out they drank all her beer!