The Creativ Fest ....My Personal Checklist.
Things To Pack 3 black pants……check
3 black ill fitting…looks like I borrowed them from Dad golf shirts…..check
3 bright coloured tank tops for under ill fitting golf shirts so world won’t have to see cashiers goods or lack there of everytime she bends over …..check
Steel – toed stilettos ….check
Sensible shoes indicating I do have a rational thought occasionally……check
Socks, jamies, and unmentionables….check, check and ooooh….check.
Jeans to wear in the evening while reading my bible snort…I mean…..check
Bathing suit whose purchase scarred me for life, for pool when I am not reading my bible…gawd help me check.
Nutritional junk food ….check
Head ache, stomach ache and anti-acid medication for effects of too much ‘reading’…check.
Phone, MyPod, headphones and “happy place” accessories….check.
Beer….check
Beer….check
Beer….check
Beer…check
Miss Manners book of Good Behavior (2 Copies…one for M)….check.
Lawyer’s phone number incase there is no opportunity to read and absorb Miss Manners…check.
Pillow, blanket and big stick incase sleeping arrangement involves park bench…..check.
Camera to record.... bible study….check.
3 black ill fitting…looks like I borrowed them from Dad golf shirts…..check
3 bright coloured tank tops for under ill fitting golf shirts so world won’t have to see cashiers goods or lack there of everytime she bends over …..check
Steel – toed stilettos ….check
Sensible shoes indicating I do have a rational thought occasionally……check
Socks, jamies, and unmentionables….check, check and ooooh….check.
Jeans to wear in the evening while reading my bible snort…I mean…..check
Bathing suit whose purchase scarred me for life, for pool when I am not reading my bible…gawd help me check.
Nutritional junk food ….check
Head ache, stomach ache and anti-acid medication for effects of too much ‘reading’…check.
Phone, MyPod, headphones and “happy place” accessories….check.
Beer….check
Beer….check
Beer….check
Beer…check
Miss Manners book of Good Behavior (2 Copies…one for M)….check.
Lawyer’s phone number incase there is no opportunity to read and absorb Miss Manners…check.
Pillow, blanket and big stick incase sleeping arrangement involves park bench…..check.
Camera to record.... bible study….check.
Things Not To Pack
Common Sense- if you had any you would not be going in the first place.
Sleep Mask - Sleep? WTF?
Bad Attitude - leave it at home...develope a new one by Sunday!
Short skirt - don't want to compete with the Captain....might get the 'Hand'
Things Still Needing Attention:
1.Call U-Haul to arrange luggage pick up for Miss J.
2.Find the Captain the perfect shoes to go with his skirt so he can wear it to the show.
3.Have explaination ready for M, of why that one sample looks like the dog's friggin' breakfast. (simple lay-term definition of brain death should suffice)
1.Call U-Haul to arrange luggage pick up for Miss J.
2.Find the Captain the perfect shoes to go with his skirt so he can wear it to the show.
3.Have explaination ready for M, of why that one sample looks like the dog's friggin' breakfast. (simple lay-term definition of brain death should suffice)
4. Be extra nice to Mr. Computer Man so the fact he might want to kill you ...slips his mind. Don't say the word FiFi in his presences.
5.Practice “I Will Not Get In Trouble” mantra with M prior to departure.
6.Practice “I will Not Get In Trouble” mantra with M prior to departure.
7.Locate and pack running shoes incase mantra or mind slip fails.
8.Check with hotel to see exactly what policies regarding rowdy guests are.
9.Recharge pager and deliver to Snow incase “Quick Exit” measures must be taken.
10.Estimate number of staff requiring detox, book and confirm.
6.Practice “I will Not Get In Trouble” mantra with M prior to departure.
7.Locate and pack running shoes incase mantra or mind slip fails.
8.Check with hotel to see exactly what policies regarding rowdy guests are.
9.Recharge pager and deliver to Snow incase “Quick Exit” measures must be taken.
10.Estimate number of staff requiring detox, book and confirm.
11. Tattoo name, address and phone number to left butt cheek incase you can't remember by Sunday.
posted by Nad at 2:01 p.m.
5 Comments:
Oh Baby... we must be nuts!
Naw...the nuts starts at the top you know. Really hard work and really hard fun is instore this weekend. So happy to have a great team in this adventure.
and people this you are quiet, respectable, knowledgeable sales staff!!
hmmmmmmm interesting stuff happening so far, seems a somewhat stylish van with a very tired and over worked driver has made a wrong turn and made meeting with uneventful circumstances! RIP 04/19/07 FiFi we wore you well…………
I saw that stylin' van...it looks good in...I mean with red trim on it. Do tell....was that FiFi fur stuck to the mirror...I couldn't bare to look. Has she indeed met an untimely end? Sniff sniff
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